Got something funny. Share it with your trapshooting friends. This is a PG area. Fri, 17 Apr 2026 12:17:10 +0000 Fri, 17 Apr 2026 12:17:10 +0000 Americantrapshooter.com - The open trapshooting forum. https://www.americantrapshooter.com/forums/joke-of-the-day.123/ Sat, 28 Feb 2026 13:17:44 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/for-all-you-accountants-book-keepers.31184/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/for-all-you-accountants-book-keepers.31184/ invalid@example.com (635 G) 635 G Tue, 17 Feb 2026 18:07:13 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/jesus-is-watching-you.31095/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/jesus-is-watching-you.31095/ invalid@example.com (April) April
Jesus is watching you....]]> 1 Sat, 29 Nov 2025 16:01:45 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/how-poor-were-you.25396/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/how-poor-were-you.25396/ invalid@example.com (Ernroe) Ernroe 10 Thu, 02 Oct 2025 16:15:50 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/the-day-fred-died.29917/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/the-day-fred-died.29917/ invalid@example.com (SCTP Coach7) SCTP Coach7 Mon, 07 Jul 2025 14:42:01 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/i-still-got-em.29129/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/i-still-got-em.29129/ invalid@example.com (Ernroe) Ernroe 1 Fri, 04 Jul 2025 15:42:07 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/naive-but-naked.29120/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/naive-but-naked.29120/ invalid@example.com (Ernroe) Ernroe
Fred grew up in a small town and in fact graduated from the local college. After college he got job in a large city in another state. After a few weeks in the city he decided to visit the bar area and try to meet some people. He has was having a drink at the bar when a young lady came to place an order and they struck up a conversation. Fred explained that he was new in town and at the bar hoping to meet some new people. She invited him join her and her friends at their table....

Naive But Naked]]> 2 Fri, 16 May 2025 16:14:14 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/shooting-crazy.28690/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/shooting-crazy.28690/ invalid@example.com (Ernroe) Ernroe
She says all I ever read about is shooting. All I ever talk about is shooting. All I ever think about is shooting.

I told her she's way off target.]]> Mon, 12 May 2025 15:18:04 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/5-miles-a-day.28642/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/5-miles-a-day.28642/ invalid@example.com (Ernroe) Ernroe Sun, 09 Feb 2025 23:41:12 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/wives-say-the-darndest-things.27785/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/wives-say-the-darndest-things.27785/ invalid@example.com (Big bore) Big bore The man says "What's the problem officer?"
Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going 80.
[Man gives his wife a dirty look.]
Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
[Man...

Wives say the darndest things....]]> Sun, 10 Nov 2024 20:45:33 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/this-is-what-my-neighbor-told-me-today.26983/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/this-is-what-my-neighbor-told-me-today.26983/ invalid@example.com (BRAD DYSINGER) BRAD DYSINGER Fri, 04 Oct 2024 15:22:27 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/you-rine-sample.26673/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/you-rine-sample.26673/ invalid@example.com (Ernroe) Ernroe
You Rine Sample]]> Sat, 28 Sep 2024 05:26:00 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/people-hear-things-differently.26591/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/people-hear-things-differently.26591/ invalid@example.com (Ernroe) Ernroe Jimmy's country cousin, Billy Bob, came to town to spend the weekend with Jimmy. Jimmy suggested they go on a double date and take the girls to a Drive in Movie. Billy Bob said he had never been on a double date, Jimmy said , not a problem just do and say what what I say. Billy Bob had done a lot of hunting and shooting so his hearing was not that great but he agreed. After they got settled in the movie Jimmy moved over close to his girl, put his arm around her and in a low voice said, " I'm...

People hear things differently]]> 1 Sat, 21 Sep 2024 07:32:17 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/ssff.25143/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/ssff.25143/ invalid@example.com (Ernroe) Ernroe started second finished first....

SSFF]]> 2 Sat, 31 Aug 2024 11:09:33 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/necessity-is-the-mother-of-invention.24524/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/necessity-is-the-mother-of-invention.24524/ invalid@example.com (14flip) 14flip View attachment 86187 ]]> 3 Fri, 19 Apr 2024 14:31:46 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/jumping-to-conclusions.23523/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/jumping-to-conclusions.23523/ invalid@example.com (Ernroe) Ernroe
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The husband wandered off as she was standing in line, saying something about being back in a little bit.



After getting through the line, the husband wasn't back yet and since they still had more shopping to do, the wife called him on the mobile. The wife said, "Where are you?"



He said, " You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I...

Jumping to Conclusions]]> 2 Tue, 09 Apr 2024 16:11:19 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/pig.25002/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/pig.25002/ invalid@example.com (Ernroe) Ernroe Pig Lit]]> Sat, 17 Feb 2024 18:22:12 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/true-confessions.24497/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/true-confessions.24497/ invalid@example.com (Ernroe) Ernroe She said, do you remember when we were 3 months behind on the mortgage and the bank wanted to foreclose?
I had a meeting with banker and he extended the mortgage. Her husband said okay I can forgive you for that indiscretion.
She said do you remember when you wanted that new Mustang Cobra and you were $500...

True Confessions]]> Fri, 29 Dec 2023 13:59:31 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/what%E2%80%99s-the-best-thing-about-switzerland.23999/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/what%E2%80%99s-the-best-thing-about-switzerland.23999/ invalid@example.com (truceball405) truceball405 Wed, 06 Dec 2023 07:01:21 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/snake-bit.23821/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/snake-bit.23821/ invalid@example.com (Ernroe) Ernroe
Snake Bit]]> Fri, 01 Dec 2023 20:56:50 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/2-fish-were-swimming.23784/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/2-fish-were-swimming.23784/ invalid@example.com (BB218) BB218 Wed, 15 Nov 2023 12:05:55 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/senior-driving.23625/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/senior-driving.23625/ invalid@example.com (Ernroe) Ernroe Two elderly women were out driving in a large car--both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through.


The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."


After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again and again they went right through.


This time the woman in the passenger...

Senior Driving]]> 1 Mon, 13 Nov 2023 03:45:51 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/two-guys-walking-their-dogs.23613/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/two-guys-walking-their-dogs.23613/ invalid@example.com (Ernroe) Ernroe "just follow my lead". The German Shepherd guy takes the lead and is immediately met by the host who says,

"Sir, NYC prohibits dogs in bars and restaurants:. The German Shepherd...

Two Guys Walking Their Dogs]]> Fri, 10 Nov 2023 19:41:17 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/immaculate-conception.23597/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/immaculate-conception.23597/ invalid@example.com (Ernroe) Ernroe
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughters swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about two seconds to say "Gimme a break lady! Your daughter is pregnant."

The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.

The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon. The mother...

Immaculate Conception]]> Tue, 07 Nov 2023 01:35:44 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/poisonous-snakes.23553/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/poisonous-snakes.23553/ invalid@example.com (Ernroe) Ernroe One snake ask the other, are we poisonous snakes?
Yes we are, why do you ask?
I just bit my tongue.]]> Wed, 01 Nov 2023 15:40:59 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/long-life.23497/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/long-life.23497/ invalid@example.com (Ernroe) Ernroe Betty was walking down the street and a voice said 'you are going to live a long life' she looked around and there was nobody in sight.
She contines to walk and again she hears a voice say 'you are going to live a long life' again she looks around and no one in sight.So she says to herself, this must be God telling me that I'm going to have a long life. She's very happy.

The next day she thinks about it and decides she needs to get herself fixed up. So she goes to a plastic surgeon...

Long Life]]> Tue, 31 Oct 2023 05:16:01 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/arthritis.23489/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/arthritis.23489/ invalid@example.com (Ernroe) Ernroe a priest.

The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick,
and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say,
Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest replied, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with
cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your...

Arthritis]]> Mon, 30 Oct 2023 00:55:05 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/a-duck-walks-into-a-bar.23467/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/a-duck-walks-into-a-bar.23467/ invalid@example.com (Ernroe) Ernroe The bartender says no and the duck leaves.
The next day the duck returns and ask the bartender if he has any grapes? The bartender says no and the duck leaves.
The next day the duck returns and ask if he has any grapes? The bartender is annoyed and tells the duck, I didn't have grapes yesterday or the day before and I don't have any grapes today nor will I have any tomorrow. But, if you come in here...

A Duck walks into a Bar]]> Tue, 10 Oct 2023 17:31:56 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/deer-and-catfish.23305/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/deer-and-catfish.23305/ invalid@example.com (Ernroe) Ernroe
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.


The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study,...

Deer and Catfish]]> Fri, 23 Jun 2023 21:18:16 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/why-did-the-tomato-turn-red.22229/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/why-did-the-tomato-turn-red.22229/ invalid@example.com (kolarbear) kolarbear Fri, 23 Jun 2023 06:18:53 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/motorcycle-cop.22150/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/motorcycle-cop.22150/ invalid@example.com (ShotPlace) ShotPlace
motorcycle cop]]> 3 Sun, 26 Jun 2022 06:35:24 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/student-and-teacher.18691/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/student-and-teacher.18691/ invalid@example.com (frogjump) frogjump
Teacher: 502.

Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!!

Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.

Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door

Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.

Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one....

Student and teacher]]> Tue, 15 Feb 2022 14:54:29 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/arthritis.17374/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/arthritis.17374/ invalid@example.com (Agrid) Agrid a priest.

The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick,
and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say,
Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest replied, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with
cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow...

Arthritis]]> 1 Thu, 20 Jan 2022 12:43:22 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/two-brothers.17215/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/two-brothers.17215/ invalid@example.com (Agrid) Agrid into trouble. The other brother was very good. He was always kind to
animals, helped elderly neighbors, and led an exemplary life.

As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never very close.
The evil brother became a heavy drinker and a womanizer. The good
brother was a devoted husband and father and supported many charities.
Finally, the evil brother died. Then, after a few years passed, the good
brother...

Two Brothers!!!]]> Sat, 18 Dec 2021 21:17:34 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/dad-joke.16906/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/dad-joke.16906/ invalid@example.com (RednBlue) RednBlue

"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."

"My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."

"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"

"Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."

"What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."

"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."...

Dad Joke]]> Sun, 12 Sep 2021 16:36:45 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/how-many.16064/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/how-many.16064/ invalid@example.com (Gold Medal) Gold Medal
He said if I told you it would cause you to freak out.

She says, no I won`t.

He says OK, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, you, nine, ten, eleven, twelve ...]]> Fri, 03 Sep 2021 19:57:09 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/i-like-the-way-you-think.15999/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/i-like-the-way-you-think.15999/ invalid@example.com (Gold Medal) Gold Medal
If 4 birds were sitting on a wire and one was shot off how many would be left.

The class dutifully replied ... three.

One young man raised his hand and said there would be none left.

The teacher asked him why.

He said because the noise of the gun going off would scare the other birds away.

The teacher said the correct answer was three, but she like the way he thought.

He then requested permission to ask her a question.

Somewhat...

I Like The Way You Think]]> Mon, 30 Aug 2021 16:29:34 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/breast-stroke.15957/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/breast-stroke.15957/ invalid@example.com (Gold Medal) Gold Medal
One was a brunette, one a redhead, and one a blond.

After 12 hours swimming the brunette staggered on shore and was declared the winner.

Thirty minutes late the redhead crawled ashore and was declared the second place finisher.

Four hours later the blond finally finished and collapsed at the finish line.

She was asked why it took her so long to complete the race.

She replied, I don`t want to sound like a sore...

Breast Stroke]]> Sat, 24 Jul 2021 02:44:19 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/corn.13857/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/corn.13857/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom View attachment 39805]]> 4 Fri, 02 Jul 2021 02:53:37 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/its-easier-if-i-show-you.14826/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/its-easier-if-i-show-you.14826/ invalid@example.com (LCH) LCH
So neighbor says, do you have a doghouse"?
I respond, well ya I do.
So he replies "well since you have a doghouse, I can assume you have a dog?"
That's a fact, I do have a dog!
So he says again, "ok, you...

It's easier if I show you]]> 1 Thu, 29 Apr 2021 17:28:32 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/young-catholic-couple.14569/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/young-catholic-couple.14569/ invalid@example.com (Probono) Probono
Young Catholic couple]]> Wed, 31 Mar 2021 16:45:33 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/dad-jokes.14280/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/dad-jokes.14280/ invalid@example.com (Willametteriveroutlaw) Willametteriveroutlaw Flight attendant says "sir, you are going to have to check that"
"Don't worry. It's carrion"

Therapist: What brings you here today?
Me:My phobia of tsunamis
Therapist: Please describe the symptoms
Me:It comes in waves

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that little thing?

I asked a builder for a quote the other day...
He said “One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind - Neil Armstrong"

My wife totally...

Dad jokes]]> Sun, 07 Mar 2021 03:39:43 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/sidney.14006/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/sidney.14006/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom
"What did you do?" the mother asked.

"I hit him with my purse!"]]> Tue, 12 Jan 2021 03:55:47 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/car-accident-justice.13408/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/car-accident-justice.13408/ invalid@example.com (Old1Eye) Old1Eye However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honour their secret....

Car accident justice]]> Sat, 09 Jan 2021 18:57:24 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/define-the-word-politics.13390/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/define-the-word-politics.13390/ invalid@example.com (nickthanos) nickthanos And tics of course are blood sucking insects.]]> Tue, 05 Jan 2021 17:16:27 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/as-we-silver-surfers-know-sometimes-we-have-trouble-with-our-computers.13353/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/as-we-silver-surfers-know-sometimes-we-have-trouble-with-our-computers.13353/ invalid@example.com (Old1Eye) Old1Eye Yesterday, I had a problem, so I called Georgie , the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.

Georgie clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?

He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it...

As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.]]> Mon, 04 Jan 2021 19:15:50 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/retarded-grandparents-this-was-actually-reported-by-a-teacher.13343/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/retarded-grandparents-this-was-actually-reported-by-a-teacher.13343/ invalid@example.com (Old1Eye) Old1Eye One child wrote the following:
We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.
They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Batemans Bay where everyone lives in nice little houses, and so they don't have to mow the grass anymore!
They ride around on their bicycles and scooters and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore.
They go...

RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a teacher)]]> Tue, 22 Dec 2020 19:02:17 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/he-wanted-to-plant-his-annual-tomato-garden.13239/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/he-wanted-to-plant-his-annual-tomato-garden.13239/ invalid@example.com (Old1Eye) Old1Eye He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be...

He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden]]> Sun, 20 Dec 2020 01:59:53 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/my-wife-is-missing.13216/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/my-wife-is-missing.13216/ invalid@example.com (Old1Eye) Old1Eye My wife is missing.
She went out yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?
Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant:
Weight?
Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant:
Colour of eyes?
Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant:
Colour of hair?
Husband:
Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown now.
I can’t remember.
Sergeant:
What was she wearing?
Husband:
Could have been pants,...

My Wife is missing.]]> Sat, 19 Dec 2020 00:53:45 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/daughter-e-mailed-about-doing-nothing-useful.13209/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/daughter-e-mailed-about-doing-nothing-useful.13209/ invalid@example.com (Old1Eye) Old1Eye good thing?" I asked.

Talking about my "doing something useful" seems
to be her favorite topic of conversation. She says
she is "only thinking of me," and suggested, I go
down to the Senior Centre and hang around with
some of the lads there.

So, I did and when I got home, I decided to play a
prank on her. I sent her an e-mail saying that I had
joined the Senior Parachute Club.

She replied, “Are you nuts? You're 79 years-old and...

Daughter e mailed about doing nothing useful]]> Tue, 15 Dec 2020 01:01:43 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/this-is-a-story-about-a-couple-who-had-been-happily-married-for-years.13182/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/this-is-a-story-about-a-couple-who-had-been-happily-married-for-years.13182/ invalid@example.com (Old1Eye) Old1Eye Every morning
she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip...

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years,]]> Mon, 14 Dec 2020 02:55:10 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/helping-hands-got-to-love-nurses.13173/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/helping-hands-got-to-love-nurses.13173/ invalid@example.com (Old1Eye) Old1Eye The nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his balls in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."
Jerry pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely but listen very very carefully ... Are-my-test-results-back?!"]]> Mon, 07 Dec 2020 19:36:25 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/mistakes-happen.13103/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/mistakes-happen.13103/ invalid@example.com (Old1Eye) Old1Eye View attachment 37461 May I help you]]> Sun, 06 Dec 2020 00:07:14 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/how-to-stop-a-gossip.13087/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/how-to-stop-a-gossip.13087/ invalid@example.com (Old1Eye) Old1Eye She took that fatal step too far one day, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the small town's only bar all afternoon. She emphatically told Frank (in front of several...

HOW TO STOP A GOSSIP]]> Tue, 01 Dec 2020 01:54:55 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/the-bowl-was-filled-with-water-in-the-water-floated-of-all-things-a-condom.13024/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/the-bowl-was-filled-with-water-in-the-water-floated-of-all-things-a-condom.13024/ invalid@example.com (Old1Eye) Old1Eye As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. View attachment 37192 When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to...

The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom!]]> Thu, 12 Nov 2020 00:17:09 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/2-guys-grow-up-together.12828/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/2-guys-grow-up-together.12828/ invalid@example.com (Old1Eye) Old1Eye Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.
At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why Hooters?”
“They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs.”
“You're on.”
At age 42, they meet and play golf again
“Where you wanna go for lunch?”
“Hooters.”
“Again? Why?”...

2 guys grow up together]]> Fri, 06 Nov 2020 16:04:34 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/the-widow.8448/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/the-widow.8448/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom
A man walked by and sat down on the other end of the bench.

After a few minutes, the woman asked, "Are you a stranger here?"

"I lived here years ago," replied the man.

"So, where have you been all these years?" asked the widow.

"In prison," he answered.

"Why did they put you in prison?"

He very quietly replied, "I killed my wife."

"Oh," said the woman after a moment of thought. "So...

The Widow]]> 1 Wed, 04 Nov 2020 01:13:44 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/i-need-a-list-of-your-employees-and-how-much-you-pay-them-demanded-the-investigator.12726/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/i-need-a-list-of-your-employees-and-how-much-you-pay-them-demanded-the-investigator.12726/ invalid@example.com (Old1Eye) Old1Eye "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the investigator.
"Well," replied the rancher, "there's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1200 a week plus free room and board."
"The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $1000 per week plus free room and...

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the investigator.]]> Sun, 06 Sep 2020 16:21:22 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/barter.12103/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/barter.12103/ invalid@example.com (Semperfi909) Semperfi909 View attachment 34361]]> Sat, 25 Jul 2020 05:40:24 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/women-seminar.9413/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/women-seminar.9413/ invalid@example.com (coyote.223) coyote.223
The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"

All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"

...Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.

The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."

The women were then told to exchange...

Women Seminar]]> 4 Sat, 02 May 2020 20:10:53 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/to-cute-not-to-post.10829/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/to-cute-not-to-post.10829/ invalid@example.com (99PLUS) 99PLUS ]]> Fri, 20 Dec 2019 17:16:47 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/does-it-work.9503/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/does-it-work.9503/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom View attachment 25690]]> Mon, 16 Dec 2019 21:57:08 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/riddle-me-this.9451/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/riddle-me-this.9451/ invalid@example.com (Arthur Waskey) Arthur Waskey
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632 Hallmark Christmas Movies!!!!


Merry Christmas Everyone!!]]> 1 Fri, 13 Dec 2019 16:35:11 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/while-at-the-hospital.9442/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/while-at-the-hospital.9442/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom View attachment 25494]]> Tue, 10 Dec 2019 21:34:07 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/your-car.9356/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/your-car.9356/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom What is it about your car that makes you think we can't see you picking your nose?]]> 3 Tue, 10 Dec 2019 18:41:31 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/old-trap-shooters.7041/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/old-trap-shooters.7041/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom View attachment 17139]]> 10 Tue, 10 Dec 2019 18:39:46 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/obama-and-the-queen-of-england.9416/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/obama-and-the-queen-of-england.9416/ invalid@example.com (coyote.223) coyote.223 “Well,” says the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”
Obama frowns, “But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?”
The Queen takes a sip of tea. “Oh, that’s easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.” The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. “Please send Tony...

Obama and the Queen of England.]]> Tue, 10 Dec 2019 14:27:30 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/i-love-my-dog-but.9400/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/i-love-my-dog-but.9400/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom View attachment 25332]]> 1 Tue, 10 Dec 2019 14:20:16 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/never-drive-while-drunk.6579/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/never-drive-while-drunk.6579/ invalid@example.com (Dave320c) Dave320c I did just that, and it was a pleasant journey back to the house.
If you need a taxi ride, let me know, its in my garage.]]> 5 Thu, 05 Dec 2019 17:34:59 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/the-ghost.9363/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/the-ghost.9363/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise...

The Ghost]]> Fri, 29 Nov 2019 22:30:10 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/and-the-morning-after.9318/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/and-the-morning-after.9318/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom View attachment 25056]]> Fri, 29 Nov 2019 04:42:14 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/the-feast-of-thanksgiving.9309/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/the-feast-of-thanksgiving.9309/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom View attachment 25038]]> Fri, 22 Nov 2019 19:07:45 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/trapshooting-related-hearing-loss-4.9238/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/trapshooting-related-hearing-loss-4.9238/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom View attachment 24846]]> Sun, 17 Nov 2019 01:48:15 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/i-love-my-dog.9197/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/i-love-my-dog.9197/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom

View attachment 24699]]> Thu, 14 Nov 2019 00:21:18 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/good-parenting-skills.9175/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/good-parenting-skills.9175/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom View attachment 24645]]> Thu, 24 Oct 2019 15:58:08 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/simplified-trapshooters-urine-test-stut.9022/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/simplified-trapshooters-urine-test-stut.9022/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom Simplified Trapshooter's Urine Test
Go outside and pee in the garden.


1.If ants gather: - Diabetes.

2.If you pee on your feet: - Prostate.

3. If it smells like a barbecue: - Cholesterol.

4. If when you shake it, your wrist hurts: - Osteoarthritis.

5. If you go back inside with your dingaling hanging out: - Alzheimer's]]> Fri, 18 Oct 2019 04:24:47 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/a-mans-journey-home.8942/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/a-mans-journey-home.8942/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.



When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.



In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.



When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but...

A Man's Journey Home]]> Thu, 03 Oct 2019 16:29:16 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/republicans-impeach-obama-no-way.6231/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/republicans-impeach-obama-no-way.6231/ invalid@example.com (THEUNLOADER) THEUNLOADER Republicans would not impeach O'Bama , They figured ALL BABYS should be able to reach "FULL TERM" !!!!!
]]> 9 Tue, 01 Oct 2019 16:02:20 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/wedding-party.8802/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/wedding-party.8802/ invalid@example.com (Mike Battista) Mike Battista Mike Battista]]> Mon, 30 Sep 2019 00:03:06 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/who-is-married.8792/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/who-is-married.8792/ invalid@example.com (dr.longshot) dr.longshot
GB...............................DLS]]> Sun, 22 Sep 2019 16:02:59 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/true-story-trapshooting-related-hearing-loss-3.8668/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/true-story-trapshooting-related-hearing-loss-3.8668/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom Center to get his annual physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Roger walking down the street with a gorgeous tall young buxom blond on his arm.

The next day, the Doctor called Roger and said, "You're doing great, aren't you?"

"Just doing what you said, Doc, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.', " Roger replied.

"Dammit, Roger, I didn't say that! I said, 'You've got a heart murmur, be careful!' "]]> 3 Sun, 15 Sep 2019 02:00:16 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/trapshooting-related-hearing-loss-2.8667/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/trapshooting-related-hearing-loss-2.8667/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom "Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."]]> Sat, 14 Sep 2019 20:58:03 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/trapshooting-related-hearing-loss.8665/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/trapshooting-related-hearing-loss.8665/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom
Directly into his ear, she replies, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."]]> Mon, 26 Aug 2019 16:00:28 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/bubba-and-billy.8512/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/bubba-and-billy.8512/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom Bubba and Billy are walking down the street in Pittsburgh and they see a sign on a store which reads, “Suits $5.00 each! , shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each. “

Bubba says to his pal, “Billy, look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take’em back to Dayton, sell ‘em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin’ ’cause if they hear your accent, they might think we’re ignorant, and won’t wanna sell that stuff to us.”

They go in and Bubba says with his best...

Bubba and Billy]]> Mon, 19 Aug 2019 01:45:46 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/the-bartender.8428/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/the-bartender.8428/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom View attachment 22108]]> Sun, 11 Aug 2019 02:17:49 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/mona-lisa.8335/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/mona-lisa.8335/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom View attachment 21721]]> Mon, 05 Aug 2019 23:55:43 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/self-reliance.8277/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/self-reliance.8277/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom View attachment 21537]]> 2 Fri, 02 Aug 2019 01:48:49 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/50-00.8266/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/50-00.8266/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom View attachment 21509]]> Mon, 03 Jun 2019 13:33:29 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/suggestive-sexual-content-adults-only.7693/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/suggestive-sexual-content-adults-only.7693/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom
Suggestive sexual content! Adults only!]]> 1 Sat, 25 May 2019 01:32:33 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/the-talking-dog-a-classic-oldie.7604/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/the-talking-dog-a-classic-oldie.7604/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom Talking Dog


A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign

in front of a broken-down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale '

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in

the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice-looking Labrador

retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says

'So, what's your story?'


The Lab looks up...

The Talking Dog (a classic oldie!)]]> 1 Mon, 22 Apr 2019 17:33:05 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/the-hunting-trip.7413/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/the-hunting-trip.7413/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom
Jim whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator,
"Lard t'undering Jaysus!! I tink Bud is dead!! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,
"Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence...........And then a gun shot...

The Hunting Trip]]> Mon, 22 Apr 2019 01:03:59 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/notre-dame.7408/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/notre-dame.7408/ invalid@example.com (mallard2) mallard2 Fri, 19 Apr 2019 01:27:06 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/masturbating-bull.7391/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/masturbating-bull.7391/ invalid@example.com (rrisum) rrisum "BEEF STROKENOFF"]]> Sat, 02 Feb 2019 02:46:20 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/so-cold-in-upstate-ny.6841/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/so-cold-in-upstate-ny.6841/ invalid@example.com (dessivanov) dessivanov Fri, 14 Sep 2018 00:44:36 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/cranky-wife.5909/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/cranky-wife.5909/ invalid@example.com (casper1000) casper1000 She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away.
She complained and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process.
When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen from the store.
The lady defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches."
The judge then asked why she had done it.
She replied,...

Cranky Wife]]> Sun, 09 Sep 2018 13:19:37 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/deep-thinkers.5878/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/deep-thinkers.5878/ invalid@example.com (casper1000) casper1000
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."

The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other...

Deep Thinkers ...]]> Sun, 02 Sep 2018 02:44:27 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/capt-kirk.5843/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/capt-kirk.5843/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom View attachment 14014]]> Wed, 29 Aug 2018 02:38:01 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/the-gal-at-town-pump.5820/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/the-gal-at-town-pump.5820/ invalid@example.com (Obsidian Black Horse) Obsidian Black Horse Fri, 17 Aug 2018 02:54:27 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/remembering-irma.5732/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/remembering-irma.5732/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom Life gets kind of crazy during hurricane season here in Florida. Irma was a huge storm that did a lot of damage. We'll never forget it. Looking back, I had made every conceivable preparation and I was ready, but clearly, Jan was not.
When the wind reached a screaming pitch with the trees snapping and threshing, the horizontal streaming rain, flying roofing iron and destroyed fences as well as the unnerving sound-levels, my wife was paralyzed with fear. She stared and stared through the...

Remembering Irma]]> Sun, 05 Aug 2018 02:39:56 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/dr-geezer.5646/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/dr-geezer.5646/ invalid@example.com (The Phantom) The Phantom An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please...

Dr. Geezer]]> Fri, 11 May 2018 01:06:02 +0000 https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/old-lady-got-gun.5096/ https://www.americantrapshooter.com/threads/old-lady-got-gun.5096/ invalid@example.com (OldSchool) OldSchool
"Of course I do." she said, "Got a Colt .45 in the glove box. You want it get it yourself. I am in a hurry."

"Is that the only gun?" asked the cop.

"Nope!" she said. "I have a Glock 9 under the dash."

"Anymore?"

"Yeah! I have a derringer under my skirt. Wanna see?"

Angrily the cop said, "What the hell are you afraid of?"

NOT A DAMN...

Old lady got gun!!!]]>