The Hunting Trip

Discussion in 'Joke of the day!' started by The Phantom, Apr 22, 2019.

  1. The Phantom

    The Phantom Village Idiot Village Idiot Forum Leader

    Jim and Bud are out in the deep Minnesota woods hunting when suddenly Bud grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes rolled back in his head.

    Jim whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

    He gasps to the operator,
    "Lard t'undering Jaysus!! I tink Bud is dead!! What should I do?"

    The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,
    "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

    There is a silence...........And then a gun shot is heard.

    Jim comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"
     
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