The Talking Dog (a classic oldie!)

Discussion in 'Joke of the day!' started by The Phantom, May 23, 2019.

  1. The Phantom

    The Phantom Village Idiot Village Idiot Forum Leader

    Talking Dog


    A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign

    in front of a broken-down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale '

    He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in

    the backyard.

    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice-looking Labrador

    retriever sitting there.

    'You talk?' he asks.

    'Yep,' the Lab replies.

    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says

    'So, what's your story?'


    The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when

    I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the

    CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,

    sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured

    a dog would be eavesdropping.'

    'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But

    the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting

    any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the

    airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious

    characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and

    was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies,

    and now I'm just retired.'


    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

    'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

    'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

    'Because he's a Democrat and a liar. He never did any of that shit.
     
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  2. Elsie

    Elsie Mega Poster

    When I read the title of the thread - "The Talking Dog" - a classic oldie


    I was thinking of the joke where the punch line is - "Maybe I should have said DiMaggio?"
     
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