So I got a new neighbor and we get to talking. I ask him what he does for a living. He says he's a Professor of Logic down at the University. I go "a Professor of logic???? What exactly does that mean?" Neighbor says, well it's actually pretty hard to explain. It's easier if I show you. So neighbor says, do you have a doghouse"? I respond, well ya I do. So he replies "well since you have a doghouse, I can assume you have a dog?" That's a fact, I do have a dog! So he says again, "ok, you have a doghouse and you have a dog, I'm going to assume that you have a child?" Wow. Your right I have a little girl. So neighborbor again says " so let me ask you this, are you married to a female right?" Im shocked. "Your right. How the hell did you know that???" I asked. Neighbor says "well ya see, logically based on your answers to my questions, I can assume your a white heterosexual male". Neighbor is spot on. So I'm down at the subway smoking a cigarette the next day. I see one of my neighbors. He comes up and asks "hey have ya met the new neighbor? I wonder what he does for a living?" So I says "well actually I have met the new neighbor and he's a Professor of Logic down at the University. This neighbor asks "well what exactly does he do?" I say to him "it's easier if I show you". " Do you have a doghouse? "No" Mr neighbor replies. "Well logically you must be a faggot."