A teacher asked her class the following math problem. If 4 birds were sitting on a wire and one was shot off how many would be left. The class dutifully replied ... three. One young man raised his hand and said there would be none left. The teacher asked him why. He said because the noise of the gun going off would scare the other birds away. The teacher said the correct answer was three, but she like the way he thought. He then requested permission to ask her a question. Somewhat reluctantly she agreed. He said there were three women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One was sucking, one was licking, and one was biting. Which one was married? Now the teacher was totally perplexed and said the one sucking I suppose. The student said no, the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think;
