Daughter e mailed about doing nothing useful

Discussion in 'Joke of the day!' started by Old1Eye, Dec 18, 2020.

  1. Old1Eye

    Old1Eye Old 1 Eye

    "Like sitting around drinking rum and coke isn't a
    good thing?" I asked.

    Talking about my "doing something useful" seems
    to be her favorite topic of conversation. She says
    she is "only thinking of me," and suggested, I go
    down to the Senior Centre and hang around with
    some of the lads there.

    So, I did and when I got home, I decided to play a
    prank on her. I sent her an e-mail saying that I had
    joined the Senior Parachute Club.

    She replied, “Are you nuts? You're 79 years-old and
    now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

    I told her that I even had a Membership Card and
    e-mailed a copy to her. Immediately, she telephoned
    me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?
    This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute
    Club."

    "Oh man, am I in trouble," I said, "I signed up for five
    jumps a week!"

    The line went dead.

    Life as a Senior isn't getting any easier, but sometimes
    it can be fun.....