Ticker, If you are thinking about a career in stand-up comedy, you'd be wise to just keep your day job.:)
Turn out the lights, the party's over. UUUUU-AHHHHH!
Two old friends ran into each other at a big shoot out west a while back. They hadn't seen each other for quite some time so they had some catching...
Prayers for a speedy and FULL recovery!
Get well! You are missed. Prayers for a full and speedy recovery. Prayers for your Doctors.
Well, Trump Guy, it looks like we made it. For all of you who stood by our new President in his darkest hours, I thank you from the bottom of my...
Prayers on the 17th. Be a good little boy and don't be playin' grab-ass with them long-legged nurses!:)
WPT, Rudyard Kipling wrote a poem entitled, "If." I want you to dig it up and read it. You'll find a whole lot about who you are in that poem....
Most guys will say look for a solid Superposed or Citori with SK/SK chokes and +/- 28" barrels, and that is good advice. About thirty years ago I...
...TO ONE AND ALL! Everywhere I've been in the last two weeks, people have been smiling at each other, looking each other in the eye, and saying...
Damn it! WINNING sure feels good! I'm actually very proud of our country again. The sun will come out tomorrow and it won't be long before all of...
My Dear departed Mom used to say, "My get-up-and-go dun' got up and went!":)
CIA--Gen. Stanley McChrystal
Roger, It's funny, isn't it, how some people use excuses to hide behind the truth. Often, excuses are their way of keeping secrets. If you get too...
Ding, Dong, The Lesbian Bitch is Dead! Because he fought as hard as he did, WE won! He did it, and now WE owe him our respect, gratitude and...
If Assange keeps posting her criminal activities, there won't be any choice but to keep the case(or cases) alive. I wonder what has happened to Huma...
God Bless America!
May God Bless The U.S.A. May God Bless all of us. May God Bless Donald Trump. Dear Lord, when tomorrow comes, please protect and defend us from...
If you haven't heard by now, Director Comey says that there is no criminality in the new e-mails. What a stinking rotten joke. He is a FRAUD. WE...
TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! 2016 Satan's Whore must go to PRISON!
WPT, Over the years, I've developed a nice little history of diverticulitis. I've had it four times. 2 different times I had diverticuli that...
This one might turn into a kielbasa.
My, Oh my, how the world has changed. Two weeks ago, the pansies were running for the exits. Today, the lesbian bitch is melting before our very...
The 'Lesbian Bitch" is going to JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There will be plenty of her kind waiting for her when she gets there. I wonder if one...
The best way to manage the problem of "gun control" is to do everything within our power to make sure that lesbian bitch doesn't get elected....
Never give up! Never give in! If WE stick together, WE will win this war.
Thank you for the good news. Take your time. Prayers for a full recovery.
It takes a REAL BIG MAN to do what the Doctor tells you to do. My father was a mean, hard man but pneumonia went through him like he was a piece of...
Prayers sent. The Phantom
He won every major poll by a convincing margin. Several of the lesser polls were publishing data driven by overseas computer robots but they have...
Roger, The answer to your question is, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" :D He WILL WIN!
Prayers sent.
Other "men" would have tucked their tails between their legs and skulked away. Not DONALD! He has balls and he has courage and he has the personal...
Trust me Doc, I'm with you 100%. I'm pulling for WPT just as much as you and the rest of the members. I'm praying for him too and I look forward...
WPT, It's time for you to quit gold-bricking and get your lazy bones back to work. Your services are desperately needed over in our "Off Topic"...
Touchy, touchy. Am I hitting a nerve? Like I said, "if that lesbian bitch wins," your country will never be the same!
Well, bless my soul and body! Looks like most of the Republicans who have any balls at all are starting to circle the wagons. They have decided to...
Lady T, Are you going to vote for Hillary Clinton? Please provide either a "Yes" or a "No" answer.
It looks like our "Boy Is Back In Town." Kickin' ass and takin' names. He did good. I think that all the little sissies who acted like they got...
Roger, It looks like Lady T and many others just want to be sucked(no pun intended) into Hillary's world. BUT....... ......there is one very big...
...cast the first stone." So far, it looks like a few of our weak kneed brethren have been gut hooked by Hillary's latest cast. Shame on you if you...
She should have shot 'em with her .44's.
I'm with you on Clay. I wouldn't throw a bucket of water in his mouth if his butt was on fire. I was making reference to Clay's "Rope-a-Dope"...
He's got her by the balls on a down-hill pull. Remember Muhammad Ali..."Rope-a-Dope." It's only a matter of time.
I have no doubt the he has already been warmly received at The Pearly Gates, and that St. Peter holds our worldly "King" in the highest esteem....
WPT, Are you trying to give drunken whores a bad name? :)
HE'S BACK! I hope all of you heard it. To say that he kicked ass and took a whole long list of names would be a silly understatement. WE have to...
Change his jersey number to "ZERO" and put him on the market for $2.00. But, there's more to it than just Kaepernick. If his team's management just...
How does he get away with paying $400,000,000.00 in RANSOM to Iran? How does he get away with supporting BLM? How does he get away with playing...
This Election is NOT a popularity contest. This ain't High School. This election isn't a Beauty Pageant. He's not running for Miss Congeniality....
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