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LIVING WILL FORM... I, ____________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no...
They say that all the punks in that "Occupy" movement smelled like festered skunk shit and that the BLM folks didn't smell any better. But then they...
A man told me one time years ago that he didn't care how much money you made, but how how much money you could keep. Money is funny. Oddly enough,...
Cold! :cool:
Well sorta, but he redeems himself by loving John McCain.
"You all sure do like to hate, eh?" That quote belongs in The Joke Forum.
You're welcome. I'm glad you liked it.
The democrat party field reminds me of The Star Wars Bar Scene. They're all just a bunch of useless, meaningless, irrelevant freaks. Looking back...
Those bastards are not misguided. They know exactly what they are doing. They are deliberately trying to tear down our country. They are a bunch...
If Trump wins in 2020 That to will be like 100 straight at the 27 yd line for me----- George, you should have said, "WHEN TRUMP WINS IN 2020."
(An email from my favorite cousin) The Black Telephone When I was a young boy, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I...
Please allow me to repeat myself.
Jim and Bud are out in the deep Minnesota woods hunting when suddenly Bud grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing;...
Modern liberalism is, by nature, void of intellectual integrity. It preys on the emotions of the ignorant. It can't make its case without lies and...
I didn't think it would take long for the looney left to come out touting the Mueller report as the paragon of Truth, Justice, and The American Way....
Romney is a pampered coward who hides behind his "religion."
(From an e-mail sent to me by an old friend) When one tries to “reason” with a lefty democrat, remember you are dealing with a person that believes...
I'm shocked, I'll tell ya, just shocked. This thread is a perfect pulpit for all the "Johnny Boy" apologists to come crawling out of the sewer. I,...
I was talking about your hair.
Be careful! There are 85 year old women who would kill for that hair.
Malabu, There is no such thing as "too many guns." If you had said that there are too many bleeding heart loony snowflake liberals, I would have...
I find it interesting that there are weasels in this world, even here, who find gratification in making alibis for liars. Maybe a few more lawsuits...
I'm still more inclined to trust a parochial school student who is a faithful Christian and a practicing Catholic than a lying Indian activist with a...
You said, "These private schools are like a fraternity house. In some cases just as crazy as Animal House." I wonder if you'd be kind enough to...
Get that poor baby out of the snow and put her up on the couch with you. Oh, and be sure to get her a pink banky.:)
Gentlemen, I just found the following statistics about Facebook users here in the United States. There are approximately 210 million Facebook...
Muff!
Those murderous lesbians have completely exposed themselves. It's time to look them in the face and call them out for what they really are, A BUNCH...
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From this time forward, I will refer to the democrat party as "Baby Murdering Lesbians Dressed in White." Last night, as I sat there looking at...
+1 for AAA. They also have my auto and umbrella.
Trump and Pelosi go fishing The President and the head of the Democrat Party, Nancy Pelosi, are arguing extensively over allowing immigrants into...
I feel like my country is dissolving right before my very eyes. I am angry and sad and frustrated. I wish there was a decent beer joint around...
I don't know what it is about this thread, but it's starting to remind me of the Possum Casserole Momma used to whump up every time she'd get mad at...
The pleasure was all mine, Flyersarebest. Poor Ol' 101 must be getting lonely. Maybe one of these days you can invite him over to Pennsylvania and...
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