My prayers have been answered! One idiot that looks like a Jeff Dunham dummy and another idiot that looks like a baboooooooon! We'll win at least...
Can I get an Amen on 'dat?
Say, Flyers, you're not saying Ol' Sidney is all hat and no horse, are you?
Can I get a second???????
I will, on one condition! From this time forward and even forever more, all of your posts here at AmericanTrapshooter.Com must be placed where they...
No, it's not that. It's just that "Sparta Sidney" would sound so much more mature and sophisticated. After all, how can a guy with a name like...
Maybe Sidney could be a "Forum Leader".........wait for it..... of the "Joke of The Day" Forum.
Thank you for the reply, Garry. Have a nice day. The Phantom
C'mon Garry, don't flatline on me. You have a position! Your position is that TAKING MONEY OUT OF TRAPSHOOTING will make it honorable and...
I asked you a question. If you can't defend your hypothesis, then why did you ask? Life is not a one-way street.
Why shouldn't it be different? It's time for you to defend your hypothesis.
Don't let your posse peak too early. You want them just gassed enough so they put more peee on the target than on their boots. If they get to...
They don't call me "Village Idiot" for nothing.:cool: [[To answer your question, yes. I do, however, enjoy bandying about certain phrases if I...
Thanks Joe! I don't care what all the other guys say about you behind your back, you're absolutely "Tits Up" with me! All the best, The Phantom
If there ever might be a banner entitled, "The Village Idiot," I'd feel right honored if you would bestow same on me. Sometimes I'll post stuff...
I heard some guys in Dayton are organizing a Greyhound Bus caravan. Anybody know where I can get a ticket?
For a wide variety of reasons, most humans just aren't interested in getting in the wheel barrow.
There is an old story about a man who ordered that a tight rope be strung over the widest, most dangerous part of Niagara Falls. The man announced...
Our ability as humans to comprehend the concept of eternity is virtually non-existent. Alpha-Omega. Without beginning, without end. Eternity is...
Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone.
To argue religion is a fools errand.
By Robert A. Hall I'm 83 Except for one semester in college when jobs were scarce and a six-month period when I was between jobs, but job-hunting...
I don't know. I've always believed that pissing on graves was a lot of fun. I went to a real old college in a real old town. A couple of the real...
Reality can be a tough mistress. I played golf the other day with a 19 year old. He hit the ball 320 yards....with my driver.
Doc, The way to prove your hypothesis is to go to Cardinal with 100 good shooting kids 18 and under. Set up ten wide and fast traps and ten slow...
We're all here today and gone tomorrow. I've never cared one bit what people have thought about me while I'm living, and I'm damn sure not going to...
I was conflicted. First I saw a turd in a punch bowl....then I saw rabbit poop in an Easter basket.
I don't care who you are, that's funny. RIP, Neil.
That's because the fore-sighted City Fathers didn't want their rescue squad volunteers to have to administer Mouth-to-Mouth resuscitation to all the...
The only reason Floridians complain so much about the heat and humidity is to do their part to keep the Yankees and Californicans back home where...
“THE SALTY SAILOR and the FIREMAN” Sometimes God uses the no-nonsense, salty sailor to get the job done. Appreciating what the man is doing...
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On a rainy afternoon, a group of protesters were gathered outside the grocery store handing out pamphlets on the “evils” of America. I politely...
Last Saturday afternoon in Washington, D.C. an aide to Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic Cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that...
Burgess Owens on Reparations: 'How About the Democratic Party Pay for All the Misery It Brought to My Race?' [IMG] BY NICHOLAS BALLASY JUNE 20, 2019...
Don't kid yourself. They're all the same. Send it out.
I'd feel honored if all of our members copied the picture above and e-mailed it to everybody they know. Thank you for your consideration. The...
ARLINGTON CEMETERY 1. How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the tomb of the Unknowns and why? 21 It alludes to the...
Like they have always said, "The apple don't fall far from the tree."
Thomas Jefferson His portrait is on the $2.00 Dollar Bill. This is amazing. There are two parts to this. Be sure to read the 2nd part (in RED )....
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled...
Winners never quit! President Donald J. Trump is a WINNER. He will continue to WIN because he will never quit. NEVER! The...
I don't care who you are, that's just plain funny.
There's more to do in Orlando. Furthermore, Mickey doesn't believe in snow-blowers.:cool:
Talking Dog A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken-down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For...
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