Almost got thrown in jail

Discussion in 'Off Topic!' started by rrisum, Feb 13, 2023.

  1. rrisum

    rrisum Mega Poster

    Went to the local P.D. - Ask if they keep a lost and found list? -- Dispatcher said "they did" - I said "I found a 9 mm - two clips and a new box of shells in the city dumpster and if anyone can identify it I have it" --That brought the chief out of his office -He said, "I have to bring it in for they can check the serial numbers, it may be stolen." ---I replied -- "Thats OK I checked it twice and there isn't any serial numbers on it "--- that brought him out behind his glass wall to the lobby and ordered me to bring them in --- out to the car I went and by the time I got back in he had another officer with pen and paper ready -- Handed him the box and he opened it up -- that's when he said "I should throw you in jail just for being stupid" I replied --" But It is a new 9MM someone must be missing it!!!! --------------P.S. Chief is retiring next month. I can wait him out IMG_1569.JPG
     
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  2. Maser

    Maser ∞ Based ∞

    Dad jokes are real groaners, but they'll never get old. :D
     
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  3. bobski

    bobski USN Retired Range Owner

    im gonna use that one on my club counter top! lol.
     
  4. Ken Cerney

    Ken Cerney HOF Muscoda Gun Club Past Wisconsin Director Founding Member HOF Muscoda Gun Club

    The best I heard in a very long while.
     
  5. farmerfranklyn@yahoo. Om

    farmerfranklyn@yahoo. Om Well-Known Member

  6. Trapstarr

    Trapstarr Hall monitor

    BADABAM