Student and teacher

Discussion in 'Joke of the day!' started by frogjump, Jun 26, 2022.

  1. frogjump

    frogjump Active Member

    Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?

    Teacher: 502.

    Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

    Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!!

    Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.

    Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

    Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door

    Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.

    Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?

    Student: No!The giraffe because He’s in a fridge.

    Teacher: WOW!

    Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?

    Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?

    Student:The gators are at the party.

    Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?

    Teacher:She drowned?!

    Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
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