People hear things differently

Discussion in 'Joke of the day!' started by Ernroe, Sep 24, 2024.

  1. Ernroe

    Ernroe Well-Known Member

    Jimmy's country cousin, Billy Bob, came to town to spend the weekend with Jimmy. Jimmy suggested they go on a double date and take the girls to a Drive in Movie. Billy Bob said he had never been on a double date, Jimmy said , not a problem just do and say what what I say. Billy Bob had done a lot of hunting and shooting so his hearing was not that great but he agreed. After they got settled in the movie Jimmy moved over close to his girl, put his arm around her and in a low voice said, " I'm contemplating matrimony". Likewise Billy Bob moved over close to his girl, put his arm around her and said, " I'm constipated on macaroni".:)
     
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  2. Topshots

    Topshots Member

    That's the funniest thing i've seen all day.
    Thanks