Naive but Naked Fred grew up in a small town and in fact graduated from the local college. After college he got job in a large city in another state. After a few weeks in the city he decided to visit the bar area and try to meet some people. He has was having a drink at the bar when a young lady came to place an order and they struck up a conversation. Fred explained that he was new in town and at the bar hoping to meet some new people. She invited him join her and her friends at their table. After a few drinks someone at the table suggested they all go to his nearby apartment and continue the party. Fred happily went along with the suggestion. About a hour later the police found Fred standing downtown and he was naked. The police wanted an explanation so Fred explained. Well I met the girl at a bar and she invited me to join her group of friends and I did. Then someone suggested we move the party to his nearby apartment and I went along. Right after getting in his apartment all of the lights went off and it was pitch black dark. Then a loud voice said "take off your clothes" and I could hear people removing their clothes and so I did. After about 2 minutes the voice said, "now go to town", and looking around, Fred said, I guess I am the first one here.
