I still got em!

Discussion in 'Joke of the day!' started by Ernroe, Jul 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM.

  1. Ernroe

    Ernroe Mega Poster

    I've sure gotten old. I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, and new knees. Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, and take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thankfully, all is not lost, I still have my driver's license.
     
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