Dad Joke

Discussion in 'Joke of the day!' started by RednBlue, Dec 18, 2021.

  1. RednBlue

    RednBlue Active Member

    • "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
    • "My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."
    • "Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"
    • "Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."
    • "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."
    • "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."
    • "How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints."
    • "If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims."
    • "I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."