After 50 years of marriage

Discussion in 'Off Topic!' started by Old1Eye, May 6, 2021.

  1. Old1Eye

    Old1Eye Old 1 Eye

    After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
    As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' To which he responded: 'I found the remote.'...
     
  2. ljutic329

    ljutic329 Mega Poster Founding Member

    Good one
     
  3. turbo38gn

    turbo38gn obsessed newbie

    hahaha
     
  4. ljutic329

    ljutic329 Mega Poster Founding Member

    I would have my true love for 50 yrs.

    July 8th.

    Cancer does not pick and choose.

    God rest your soul my love.

    You're in my heart every day.
     
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  5. Hasbeen

    Hasbeen Well-Known Member

    Hahahaha!