Never Drive While Drunk

Discussion in 'Joke of the day!' started by Dave320c, Dec 19, 2018.

  1. Dave320c

    Dave320c Well-Known Member

    Went to my favorite bar last night, the Swallows Inn. Had a few to many to drink, and was advised to take a taxi home.
    I did just that, and it was a pleasant journey back to the house.
    If you need a taxi ride, let me know, its in my garage.
     
    Dave320c, Dec 19, 2018
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  2. Dale Wolff

    Dale Wolff New Member

    lol
     
    Dale Wolff, Apr 19, 2019
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  3. Dave S

    Dave S Active Member

    If you know someone who was killed by a drunk driver this ain't funny.
     
    Dave S, Apr 20, 2019
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  4. Passport

    Passport Well-Known Member Founding Member

    I don’t think the op meant any disrespect.
    It’s hilarious
     
    Passport, Jun 2, 2019
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  5. mudpack

    mudpack Mega Poster Founding Member

    I know two people who were killed by a drunk driver.
    It's funny.
     
    mudpack, Dec 7, 2019
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  6. coyote.223

    coyote.223 Active Member

    You too the words right out my mouth, LOL.
     
    coyote.223, Dec 10, 2019
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