The Hunting Trip

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    Jim and Bud are out in the deep Minnesota woods hunting when suddenly Bud grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes rolled back in his head.

    Jim whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

    He gasps to the operator,
    "Lard t'undering Jaysus!! I tink Bud is dead!! What should I do?"

    The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,
    "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

    There is a silence...........And then a gun shot is heard.

    Jim comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"
     
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