A male and female tourist were given the same sleeping quarters on a train. Of course one of the berthers did not mind. The gal took the bottom bunk and the male climbed to the top bunk. As the night got darker the berth got colder. The male tourist looked down and saw the gal with a large quilt around her. The male said that blanket looks cozy. The gal replied that is was. Very warm indeed. A few minutes went by and the male leaned down again and asked if the blanket could cover two people. She then asked the male tourist, "Would you like to pretend we are married?" He leaned over and said yeah....let's pretend we are married. "Great" , she said. "Get your own damn blanket!
The Husband and Wife were getting ready to go to bed, as they laid there the husband got some gas pains and let go a fart, the wife asked what was that ..? The husband responded we are palying fart foot ball and the score is 7-0 , the wife later passed a fart and said score in 7-7 tie ... The husband got up and walked around, laid back down and let go another fart, said to his wife 14-7 , I'm winning ... The wife pushed all she could and let go another fart, said to her husband score now 14-14, little while later the wife let go a little tiny fart, she said Field goal , 17-14 ... The husband pushed and finally let out a juicy fart with chunks in it, the wife asks what the hell is that , husband says 1/2 time change sides ... Oldie but a goody ... WPT ... (YAC) ...
