Gal wants to join the gun club

Discussion in 'Joke of the day!' started by mango, Aug 5, 2017.

  1. mango

    mango Member

    A little old lady had always wanted to join a gun club. One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, guy with a large belly answers. Claimed to be the senior trapshooter.

    She said,"I want to join your club."

    The guy was amused, but sais she needs to meet certain trapshooter requirements in order to join. The guy asked, "Do you have a gun?"

    The little old lady replied, "Yep... Perazzi leaning on the truck.", and pointed to an old pickup.

    The fat trapshooter asked, "Do you drink?"

    The little gal replied, "Yep... drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in this club under the table."

    Then he asked, "Do you smoke?"

    The little gal replied, "Yep... smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars after the handicap events.
    The fat trapshooter was very impressed and asked, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

    The little gal thought for a minute and said, "Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."
     
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