I was behind this old fellow in line to get breakfast at our club. He mumbled to the elderly lady that he wanted eggs and bacon. He said to old lady, I want crispy bacon. And don't forget the crispy part. He paid and sat down. I sat with the old fart. A few minutes later the elderly lady walked over with his breakfast. She said here is your eggs and toast. The old guy's face turned red. I told you I wanted jelly on my toast.
